“Just Say ‘No!'”

What does a real sadist say to a real masochist and they both go away happy? I posed the very question to a self-styled dominatrix one outdoor Orlando afternoon as she hawked signatures for PETA in her off-time.  I answered the query before her schrunched up forehead assumed the dimensions of a lava field.  “No. That way the Masochist, craving abuse, is miserable and therefore happy, and the Sadist. craving someone to abuse creatively, too, is fulfilled.”

She glared and in a sharp voice said, “Never talk to me again!”

I grinned.

“No.”

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