“Don’t Leave Home WithoutIt*”

Going on Holiday

unarmed? Like going to crap

with no soft paper!


*(Of course you will check each city-, county-, state- and country-of-itinerary  for its rules, regulations and laws concerning all your weaponry.  I suggest, however, never allowing as how you came equipped with the most dangerous weapon known to Planet Earth – a human brain! Beware, too, shitting in the woods may draw bears who lust for your Charmin!  Also, you risk Sex-Offender status for “watering” golf course trees!)


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