Scatology 101: Lachanophobia’s Disposal Unit (A Study in Brown) — unbolt me

We need to get one thing straight. Thomas Crapper did not invent the toilet. I shit you not. The toilet was invented by a Doctor Bartholomew Lachanophobia of Barthe. Its original purpose? The dispatchment of unwanted greens at dinner time. (Not the brown stuff.) You see, the good doctor was a learned man, but he […]

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  1. I shall have to break out the OED American version, sadly, to trace if possible the Good Doctor of Barthe’s surname’s significance. This puny American Heritage College collection comes no closer than a Southeast Australian river which flows into the joyfully? named Murrumbidgee River. But I just hafta know and Tony Single at Unbolt hereabouts probably is too chortled to take the time to tell the tale.

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