Forbears – reinforcement in case “That Thief” and obnoxious restaurant (and lodging) critic Goldilocks comes back!
Three-sum: – an indefinite number past two, often taken contextually to be included in a mathematical operation.
“I’ll be!” – Non sequitur at best, or perhaps incomplete – eg. “I’ll be (what?) or perhaps “I’ll be (not). But as it is, illogical and inconclusive.
Take Your Time – often said to kleptos who prefer to take your time…and anything else laying about unsecured. One wonders if such instruction includes “The Clock in Question”?
There’s No Rush – Aside from the obvious wished for lack of Limbaugh, this is said most often by hyper-impatient persons to those practicing much-less hurried personal practices. The irony fails to impress.
“Keep Your Pants On! cousin to “Don’t Get Your Panties In A Wad!” – Another non sequitur unless addressed to a really ugly guy who just shucked his cross-dress or, worse, a less-than-comely gal of inverse persuasion hunting for a camoflage dress the sadsack just left.”
Politically Correct: Hypothetical condition. Incompatible with modern collectivist thought. Non sequitur or the first rank – and smelly, too.
Let Lying Dogs Sleep – a convenient misspelling, and an oversimplification as both kinds of dogs do tend to sleep a lot, even the untruthful. Much more accurate than its more common Let Sleeping Dogs Lie (Lay?).