A local Orlando, Florida-area radio commercial plugging away for victims (oops, subjects and volunteers) for medical research outfit, first asks for “Healthy Obese” test subjects and now they ask for “Healthy Smokers.”
Healthy? Smokers? Obese? Wow. The New Healthy Found…Finally! After exhaustive search. Quick: chow-down and light up! It’s Soooooo Healthy!
Gasp. Cough. Where’s my Heimlich?